Someone just stepped into my office.

July 13, 2014 at 5:39 pm (Uncategorized)

INT. JUMP CUT CAFE, THE VALLEY — EARLY SUMMER AFTERNOON

A MAN, mid-40s, schlubby, dressed like he just lost his job at a comic book store.

Hunched over a PC covered in World of Warcraft stickers, he talks on his CELLPHONE, mostly nodding and mumbling agreement while sipping on a blue mug of coffee. 

Twenty minutes pass. 

MAN
(abruptly)
I don’t mean to be rude, but someone just stepped into my office.

CELLPHONE
(inaudible)

MAN
Bye, yep … got to go, got to go! Bye.

Man hangs up, stands up and stretches, goes to counter.

MAN

One scone, please. Lemon. 

 

FADE TO BLACK

 

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May 3, 2006 at 12:38 am (Uncategorized)

Steven Spielburg is an auteur, like, for real. But, he makes me feel dead on the inside. 

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